Selfie Photoshop Over Manipulation

 

It's one thing to clone stamp out a pimple or adjust the brightness and contrast, or even to wear makeup for a selfie (above pic without makeup on the left, with it on the right), but influencers on Instagram are taking it to a level of distortion that isn't even human. 

It used to seem hard (but not technically impossible) to get in shape like Kate Hudson or have great hair extensions and fake boobs to look like some other starlet, but nowadays Instagramers aer going for serious distortion to graphic novel-esque concepts. 

Butts are the size of sofa cushions, waists are no wider than a pencil, eyes are alien grey in proportion, chins are tiny and pointed, even heads are being shrunk down a bit to look odd upon the body. 

Julie and I thought we'd play with the differences in us if we take on Photoshop or face programs to distort ourselves to be unrecognizable. Really not fond of this face below - 

ME

Altered 

When I compare the two faces, it's rather uncanny valley - that place where a robot begins to look and act a bit too human and we get uncomfortable. This face is human, but is there a soul?

And what about our bodies? Want a super tiny waist? 

ME 

Me with creepy waist

Let's see some of the crazy real-life versus Instagram-life shared on the Internet to help everyone be thankful they show their own face.

(small heads - the new "thing")

It's understandable to cover a blemish, or like in the case of my phone's camera, adjusting it from bluish to warm golden tones so it's more real-life. I think when we begin to change proportions we are going into murky territory. People are becoming gaming characters instead of human beings. 

We've long known that ads change even models' beautiful figures and skin. In a world mostly played out online, it seems like you never really know who you're dealing with. It could be a man in Romania or a child in India. You just don't know who this person is and what they REALLY look like. When they make excuses for not meeting in person, you couldn't have a bigger red flag.

(first time I tried tequila)

The time I tried niacin and got a rash

Pale bare-faced

It's crazy, but I do hope things swing back to where people show the real them. It's how you truly get to know someone, warts and all and they are relateable.