C'mon, admit it. We are a bit addicted to Hallmark Christmas movies to the point of starting up with them at Thanksgiving time.
Some are sappy sweet and worthy of adding to our collection for yearly viewing, but some are so absolutely ridiculously awful that they create laughs where there should be a sentimental tears.
Here's ones that will keep your spirits up with laughter because they are the worst train wreck of a narrative, they make you roll your eyes.
HOT FROSTY
FALLING FOR CHRISTMAS
THE KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
Vanessa Hudgens. A knight is transported by a sorcerer to modern day where he meets a science teacher. She gave up on true love. He has a mission so he can return to his time.
A CASTLE FOR CHRISTMAS
Brooke Shields. An author escapes a scandal and heads to Scotland where she has to deal with a grumpy duke who owns the castle.
Syfy channel has Sharknado movies with horrible plots and effects, preoposterous situations, and has-been stars.
Hallmark has Lacy Chabert (starring in a substantial amount of their films) and yesteryear stars. The woman is always middle-aged (33-43). rather girl-next-door, and has a black girlfriend with a minor role. She either is a horrible romantic who is lonely or a hardened businesswoman with no time for love of sentiment. The man is either super hot and a great handyman or filthy rich and titled.
Like peanut brittle, we know it's bad for us, but we just can't help ourselves.
Ho - Ho - Ho
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